Seeing as how the entirety of Western Civilization was falling because of the contents of my work blog (a.k.a. HR got their panties in a bunch because they are too thin skinned to accept a little parody), I decided to call it a wrap on the Average Joe. Here's what the post said:
"Thanks to everyone for the positive feedback. However, some people have found my posts to be somehow offensive. Seeing as how I had no idea that what I was posting could possibly be offensive, it becomes clear to me that I have not yet refined my senses enough to know what is considered offensive. Rather than run the risk of offending anyone else, I will simply doff my cap, take a small bow, and step quietly out of the blogosphere. All my best, folks!"
And here's how my audience responded...
I went to school for Fine Arts. I'm an accomplished sketch artist, painter, photographer, writer, and designer. I'm gruff, rough, and kinda tough. So how the HELL did I end up working at Fiscal United Bank? The following stories are all true accounts of the day to day insanity that I have encountered as a representative of Fiscal United Bank. Only the names and minor details have been changed to protect... well, to protect me from litigation, frankly.
Well, I will definitely miss your posts. Come back anytime, and you can blog about the weather or something.
ReplyDeleteAgreed - the blogosphere will be a duller place without you
ReplyDeleteI agree it will be boring around here!!
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ReplyDeleteI understand why you must go, but you will be missed! Good luck from Tampa, FL!
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ReplyDeleteThat's such a shame; I'll also miss your news from the front line!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
Irina.
noooooo!!! come back we all loved your blogs!!! it seems everyone loves ya.
ReplyDeleteThe blogosphere will certainly not be the same without you!! Thank you for all the laughs and best of luck with everything!
ReplyDeleteYour biggest fan!