My favorite nerd joke: There are 10 types of people in the world... the ones who understand binary, and the ones who don't.
Co-worker submissions:
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. (I think hexadecimal comes into play here, or something.)
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
I went to school for Fine Arts. I'm an accomplished sketch artist, painter, photographer, writer, and designer. I'm gruff, rough, and kinda tough. So how the HELL did I end up working at Fiscal United Bank? The following stories are all true accounts of the day to day insanity that I have encountered as a representative of Fiscal United Bank. Only the names and minor details have been changed to protect... well, to protect me from litigation, frankly.
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